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Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Pizza 2.0



Food. We can't even live even a month without it. Each person has a favourite cuisine, and I too have many. And one of them is Italian. And so, today I'm going to describe my dream pizza, in the form of rhymes. Read on!🍕🍕



A pizza is always a stupendous sight

Beyond doubt a foodie's delight

And then, when you eat a bite

It makes you feel as if you in the air; like a kite

You can eat it during the beautiful daylight

Which is really really bright

Or relish it as a craving during late-night

The fire of craving which it can ignite

Can cause a lethal fight

Such as: "This piece was mine!""No it's mine!"

It's such a grub that none can decline

No doubt when one eats it, he is on cloud nine!

Variations galore; it can also be eaten with apples of the pine

Some usually do the ingredients combine

Topped with Oregano particles; very fine

Some people tend to eat it with wine

Whereas, I prefer eating it while reading Goosebumps by R.L. Stine!

But sadly, it cannot be stored with brine!

Sometimes, at the pizzeria there is a long line!

 

Oye Oye, hey there!! If you have not read my first blog on pizza, what are you waiting for? Tap on the link below and enjoy! And, you know what? This blog is a buy-one-get-one-free! So, for concluding, here's ANOTHER poem!


Have you ever eaten your dream pizza?

Was it from Dominos, Pizza Hut or Cheelizza?

If yes, then do comment below

I would really love to know!

But now, it's the time to say Cheerios

Keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!!

 



Here is the link for my previous blog about pizza: https://infinite-ish.blogspot.com/2020/06/pizza.html. And hey, haven't you checked out my YouTube channel? Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYlk5iGjQ3K3EaL_73kM3A. Do like, share and subscribe!

 

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Monday, June 1, 2020

Pizza


Food. We can't even live even a month without it. Each person has a favourite cuisine, and I too have many. And one of them is Italian. And so, today I'm going to describe my dream pizza, in the form of words. Read on!


I see a circular shaped thin crust pizza right below my eyes, topped with mushrooms, onions, jalapenos, bell peppers, sundried tomatoes, olives, cottage cheese and black pepper, along with barbecue sauce and tomato spread below the toppings. And not to forget, tonnes of cheddar and mozzarella cheese! I feel that the edible Italian circle shaped delicacy is going to be yummylicious.

I hear my stomach ranting for pizza. I too hear my mind chanting “Eat it! Eat it!! Eat it!!!”

I smell yum-yum exotica Pizza; it smells hot, it smells spicy; hey but I can’t reveal everything!

I taste a spicy, a singed, a cheesy and tangy bomb! I can feel the crunch of the thin crust sinking into my mouth, the jalapenos providing a spicy sidekick to black pepper and meanwhile the barbecue sauce sizzling in my throat.






Well, that's all for today. And hey, do check out my next amazing blog Pizza 2.0! Here is the link: https://infinite-ish.blogspot.com/2020/06/pizza-20.html


So now, I have to bid cheerios. But hey, do keep on reading my wonderful blogs, Mis Amigos!! And do check out my amazing YouTube channel Infinite ISH!! Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYlk5iGjQ3K3EaL_73kM3A!!


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Monday, May 25, 2020

The Ant And The Grasshopper "Stoetry"


The Ant And The Grasshopper, The Greedy Dog, The Wolf And The Three Pigs... do these words give you some nostalgia? Well, even if you get nostalgic, there's no problem to that.
But, somewhere, lost in one's memory, these stories are having a special spot for themselves. Even though one doesn't remember it completely, they are having their place somewhere. 

And, if you want to revive those stories, those memories, today's blog is a beautiful poem; about the story The Ant And The Grasshopper. Well, I prefer to call it "Stoetry" (mix of story and poetry).

I have got inspiration to write this "Stoetry" from Roald Dahl, after reading his mind-blowing Stoetry of the story The Wolf And The Three Pigs. Read on to know my version of The Ant And The Grasshopper, with humour guaranteed!

                                                                      
An animal which comes out of the grass like a popper
Is none other than a gritty Grasshopper
Jumping and skipping in the lush green grass
Can anybody have a life with such class
Look at it from far and it will look like an emerald green tong  
It keeps on jumping all day long                                                   
                                                                                               

But there was this grasshopper which was an exception
With him having a completely different perception
He was a synonym for the word 'lazy'
He was happy-go-lucky; never was his mind hazy
His good friends were the Ants
Luckily he never let them in his pants

Then came the bright summer
Which, in the matter of storing food, was a bummer
For the winter, the ants collected and stored food
But still the grasshopper was in his jovial mood
On the guitar he played Jazz
His life then was all Razzmatazz  
Playing guitar and singing
Was his preferred thing

Summer was approaching to its end; all he did was this
Next arrived the winter's kiss
He hadn't stored grub for Jack Frost
What to do now; his brain was lost
The ants told him to do the same
He didn't listen to them; with zilch shame 
With a hungry stomach he began to roam                                  
Heading towards the ants' home
He knocked on the puny door
And begged for food- which he didn't store
His body was a source of immense fatigue
The fact was known by the ant league

They took some time to think
If starved more, the grasshopper's life would be at its brink
They couldn't say NO
After all, they were always together, during highs and lows
The grasshopper was given food to eat
Kindness had got another feat
The grasshopper gave a big smile
As broad as the River Nile
Thanking the ants enough
Was definitely tough

With enlightenment on his lips
He learnt two important tips
First: Always do planning for the future
So you can avoid a terrible hunger adventure
Second: Never underestimate the power of an ant
It can do much more than just invade your pant!!






Phew! Amazing, wasn't it? By the way, if YOU found it amazing too, you can surely comment! Hope you must have enjoyed it. So, this is all for today from my end. Cheerios, and keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!! Hey! Haven't you checked out my YouTube channel? Tap on the link to learn more: 


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Thursday, May 14, 2020

The Darker Side Of Cricket


"Each coin has two sides" rightly coined by anonymous. One side, you see the value of the coin, the image of a great person, when it was minted, it's symbol or emblem, but there are many times when us, people, haven't bothered to look at the other side of the coin.

The same thing is happening with the sport Cricket. It is known as the world's second most played game, but still, a darker side to it still exists which destroys the game. And so, I have written a poem about this darker side of cricket.



The Darker side of Cricket

 

Cricket is sport of great zest and flair

But even darkness has its share

There is also another world, which we never bothered to stare

This world can be cricketer’s nightmare

Is each decision of the umpire totally fair?

It there only and only oxygen in the air?

Corruption and spot fixing is the vicious pair

Which this sport has to forcefully bear

This matter can’t be considered as a puny strand of hair

We do need to take care

 

Gambling, fixing and cheating lies in the game’s fate

The Gentleman’s game is not in gentle state

All these things restrain the sport from being immaculate

Can the sport still compensate?

Is it really great

To earn money by using malice and hate?

All of this is a big debate

Which has drowned hundreds of cricketers till date

Hopefully we can open the gate

For positivity & honesty – it’s soulmate

Hopefully soon we will clean the untidy slate

Never is worse than late!


There are, luckily, many organisations who strictly condemn the practise of cheating, betting, fixing and bias and the cricketers who practise that, are reprimanded from the game for a long period. So, still, we can improve the game and get rid of these negative activities. 


So this blog was all about the Darker Side Of Cricket. You can suggest me what can I write next about. Cheerios, and keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!! Hey! Haven't you checked out my YouTube channel? Then why not?! Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYlk5iGjQ3K3EaL_73kM3A


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Earthquake


Natural disasters and calamities are a huge problem, aren't they? Destroying habitats, killing people and animals, and then, lastly, leaving everything in a ramshackled condition and going away. And so, today, his blog is going to be all about one of the most perilous calamity- Earthquakes. Read on!


Earthquake

The Earth started shaking its torso. The buildings trembled. People ran for their lives. The ground started breaking its virtual shackles. Everything above the ground shimmied and collided with it. There were gigantic cracks on the road, in which all vehicles fell. Homes, bungalows, mansions, apartments, buildings, all fell to their knees within the blink of an eye. Men, women and children screamed for some aid. Animals gave out heavy cries and tried to escape, only to find themselves trapped. Dogs barked and howled with an intention to find their family. The disaster continued doing its harm for about two minutes, and then all of a sudden, mercy was bestowed. Everything screeched to a halt. But after all, the harm had been done, so all people could do was to bite the bullet. Hundreds of lives lost, hundreds of creatures breathed their last breath, building and shops ramshackled and millions of money lost. And there I was with my family, seated in a helicopter saved by the Air Force of India, amidst the silhouette of death casting on the city.


So this blog was all about a terrifying earthquake. You can surely recommend me about which topic can I write next about. Cheerios, and keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!! And hey! Don't you know about my YouTube channel? Do check it out, and like, share and subscribe! Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYlk5iGjQ3K3EaL_73kM3A


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Friday, May 8, 2020

Life


There are 7.8 billion people currently living their lives, with each one having a different way to live their own. Some believe life should be lived in a fun way, whereas there are many others too who believe in living in a very disciplined and no-nonsense way. And, in this blog, I have mentioned my approach towards life in the form of a poem. Read on!





What's a board game without any dice?

What's a proper Indian staple meal without any rice?

What's a burger without any fries?

What's a product without any price?

What's a  a discovery without any tries?

What's a scalp without any lice?

What's life without any spice?

Life will end in a trice

So live it up and be cool and nice!



Fun is an invaluable part of life

Life is not just frustration and strife

Life is a test of how can you find happiness

With obstacles filled with tension and stress



In the first part of life, while thriving you have to strive

In the sea of efforts you have to dive

But then, your perseverance will surely thrive

But, it is not all hard work

You can enjoy too; by giving an occasional smirk!

But if you work hard in the first half

In the second one, you will be able to smile and laugh!



But if you try to giggle and snigger in the first part

The second one will be no easy apple tart

In the first part, you could enjoy as well

But in the second one,"Now no enjoyment!" Life will tell!

Struggle will be immense

The feelings would be only tense

There will be no family time

You will be always busy earning dime!



So in all, work will be easier in the first inning

And in the second inning you will be able to live life as a king

But, if in the first half, you have been lazy

Then, your second inning will be murky and hazy!



"Don't stop chasing your dreams, because dreams do come true"

Sachin Tendulkar rightly coined this quote

Anything can happen, anytime, out of the blue!

So build your life's own boat

Keep on rowing it till you reach the place you want to go to

And at the same time help others keep their boat afloat!



Helping is a very kind gesture

Be it the hungry beggar

Either the kitten doing its purr

Or the rich businessman who needed some motivation and spur

Or be it the rookie who was in a blur

You ought to succour 

And not deter!



So these are some of my life's fundas and tricks

And also life's main building bricks!

Till then, you enjoy your life's inning

As I say adieu, happily reciting!



So this was all for today's blog. Hopefully you implement these fundas in your life too! Cheerios, and keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!! And hey, haven't you checked out my YouTube channel? Then why not! Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYlk5iGjQ3K3EaL_73kM3A




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Thursday, May 7, 2020

Corona se daro na!


न दिनों एक काफी मशहूर रोग फ़ैल रहा है; और यह है कोरोना वायरस। इस विषय पर मैंने और एक ब्लॉग भी लिखा है, आप ज़रूर उसे पढ़िये। इस बार आपके लिए मैं एक कविता प्रस्तुत करना चाहता हूँ अवश्य पढ़िये और अपनी ज़िन्दगी में इसका पालन किजिए  !





गो  कोरोना गो  कोरोना 

 से कुछ  नहीं होना। 

 

अभी  तक तो नहीं बनी है इस घातक रोग की दवा 

सिर्फ घर में रहो ;और समय को मत करो गवा !



सिर्फ एकता, सिर्फ सय्यम 

इन दोनों से कर सकते है हम कोरोना के नाक में दम।   



केवल एक चीज़ करनी है एक साथ 

जितना हो उतना न मिलाओ हाथ 



साथ में  हराएँगे कोरोना को ; हाथ में लेके हाथ 

(सिर्फ एक काल्पनिक वाक्य है ; गंभीरता से न लें यह बात !)





दोस्तों मैंने एक यूट्यूब चैनल शुरु किया है। मेरे चैनल का लिंक मैंने इधर दिया है, आप ज़रूर मेरे वीडियोस को देखें, कॉमेंट, शेयर, और सब्ज़क्राइब करें। हम फिर मिलेंगे, तब तक आप मेरे ब्लोग्स पढ़ते रहे और लॉकडाऊन में आपके परिवार के साथ सुरक्षित और स्वस्थ रहें ! यहाँ है मेरे चैनल का लिंक: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYlk5iGjQ3K3EaL_73kM3A


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