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Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

All About Food That You Need to Know............


Let me start with a riddle:

We can't live without it.
Having too much of it is bad.
Having too less of it is bad.
It costs money but is worth.

And if you guess it as food, then you are correct!

And so, today, I am presenting my poem on FOOD. Read on!!

Food - Wikipedia


ALL ABOUT FOOD THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW


Sweet, chocolate, desserts and ice-cream

What do you think? This poem is of dessert theme?

Beyond doubt, eating them is like living a dream!

Difficult to resist: they may seem

Buy 1 ice cream and get 2 free- is the best scheme

Each of these cuisines have their own team!


All of this comes under the humongous term "Food"

They make your mood

Pretty good

Not eating it when proffered: would be rather rude!

They come in all textures- soft, velvety, buttery, rough and even crude!

There are so many terms under this word to include!


You can call it anything- food, nourishment, grub

You can get it from a Chinese Noodles Hub

Or recieve it from the charming disco pub!


There's this African dish Couscous

And then the luscious American Chocolate Mousse

There's even the dietary bittergourd juice

Some people eat Garlic with Goose

Yuck! Do these people live in a tacky calaboose?

You can order food from anywhere- Whatsapp, Swiggy Zomato or even SMzeus!


There are nutrients in all of the food you eat

From Mediterranean Lavash to the lilac-coloured beet!

Now, some of the most famous nutrients I will describe

I'm sure you're loving this poem's vibe!


In most of the foods, there are carbohydrates

You can get this from the mahogany brown dates

Sometimes, due to misunderstandings, these carbs recieve hates

"Carbohydrates aren't good!" say the science greats

This thing can ignite many debates!


Next in your diet you require proteins

You get it from the healthy and delicious beans

"You have to eat meat! One can't get protein with only and only greens!"

That's what they say- the respectable colleges' and universities' deans

That's the stereotype- I really don't understand what this means!


Sometimes, they are an unwelcome guest

Other times, they give you a bouncy boost of energy, and will not let you rest

You gather it a lot in the mighty food fest

Its so tasty that none can detest

If you guessed it as fat, you have passed the test!

The unsaturated ones are helpful; but the saturated ones you gotta lest!


Fibres are the next thing in line

"With blood, I can combine

the best"

It does manifest!

It can even be digested with ease by the hyperactive and destructive pest!


Deficiency of Vitamin-D causes the scary Rickets

It bends your bones so much that you look like the night crickets!

Vitamin-D comes from sunlight

I hope I am correct as well as right!

Lack of Vitamin B-1 (which are in peels of brown rice) causes the terrifying Beri-Beri

It makes you paralyzed- bedrest mandatory and compulsory

And mentally confuses you so much that you can't even differentiate between Kaju Katli

And a wild gooseberry!


Now, coming to Vitamin C

Deficency of this causes the horrible disease Scurvy!

Eating lemon, orange, lime and plum will keep you Scurvy-free!

I'm sure that the olden-time sailors will agree with me!


Burgers, Pizzas, Pasta, fries

Stay away from these

Instead choose the Desi Indian spice

So that you don't get affected by Diabetes

And you don't have to pay the hospital fees!

Tricor Founders becomes Founders Group as firm plans food-sector ...

So now, it's time to bid goodbye

But do keep on reading the blogs of this 11 year old poem-writing guy!

So now, I am saying Cheerios

But do keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!


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Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Pizza 2.0



Food. We can't even live even a month without it. Each person has a favourite cuisine, and I too have many. And one of them is Italian. And so, today I'm going to describe my dream pizza, in the form of rhymes. Read on!๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•



A pizza is always a stupendous sight

Beyond doubt a foodie's delight

And then, when you eat a bite

It makes you feel as if you in the air; like a kite

You can eat it during the beautiful daylight

Which is really really bright

Or relish it as a craving during late-night

The fire of craving which it can ignite

Can cause a lethal fight

Such as: "This piece was mine!""No it's mine!"

It's such a grub that none can decline

No doubt when one eats it, he is on cloud nine!

Variations galore; it can also be eaten with apples of the pine

Some usually do the ingredients combine

Topped with Oregano particles; very fine

Some people tend to eat it with wine

Whereas, I prefer eating it while reading Goosebumps by R.L. Stine!

But sadly, it cannot be stored with brine!

Sometimes, at the pizzeria there is a long line!

 

Oye Oye, hey there!! If you have not read my first blog on pizza, what are you waiting for? Tap on the link below and enjoy! And, you know what? This blog is a buy-one-get-one-free! So, for concluding, here's ANOTHER poem!


Have you ever eaten your dream pizza?

Was it from Dominos, Pizza Hut or Cheelizza?

If yes, then do comment below

I would really love to know!

But now, it's the time to say Cheerios

Keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!!

 



Here is the link for my previous blog about pizza: https://infinite-ish.blogspot.com/2020/06/pizza.html. And hey, haven't you checked out my YouTube channel? Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYlk5iGjQ3K3EaL_73kM3A. Do like, share and subscribe!

 

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Monday, June 1, 2020

Pizza


Food. We can't even live even a month without it. Each person has a favourite cuisine, and I too have many. And one of them is Italian. And so, today I'm going to describe my dream pizza, in the form of words. Read on!


I see a circular shaped thin crust pizza right below my eyes, topped with mushrooms, onions, jalapenos, bell peppers, sundried tomatoes, olives, cottage cheese and black pepper, along with barbecue sauce and tomato spread below the toppings. And not to forget, tonnes of cheddar and mozzarella cheese! I feel that the edible Italian circle shaped delicacy is going to be yummylicious.

I hear my stomach ranting for pizza. I too hear my mind chanting “Eat it! Eat it!! Eat it!!!”

I smell yum-yum exotica Pizza; it smells hot, it smells spicy; hey but I can’t reveal everything!

I taste a spicy, a singed, a cheesy and tangy bomb! I can feel the crunch of the thin crust sinking into my mouth, the jalapenos providing a spicy sidekick to black pepper and meanwhile the barbecue sauce sizzling in my throat.






Well, that's all for today. And hey, do check out my next amazing blog Pizza 2.0! Here is the link: https://infinite-ish.blogspot.com/2020/06/pizza-20.html


So now, I have to bid cheerios. But hey, do keep on reading my wonderful blogs, Mis Amigos!! And do check out my amazing YouTube channel Infinite ISH!! Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYlk5iGjQ3K3EaL_73kM3A!!


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