Wassup friends, I'm Ish, back with another blog, in which I'm sharing the pain of being an awful artist. Any anti-artists here, this blog is for you! And for the masters of art reading this, today you'll understand the pain of being bad at the same.
Here's a short limerick for you! 5 lines only, but enough to express the pain.
My drawings are nightmares on paper
I just wish some evaporate into vapour
Yes, my drawings are so atrociously bad
I guess I can't improve them- even a tad
I just wish they turn into some poor naked chocolate's wrapper!
I know this was a bit short, but I hope it gave you a few nice laughs. I'm sorry I couldn't post blogs for a really long time, due to studies and exams. But now I'm back!
Hope you liked this blog. Keep reading my blogs! Thank you!
All of us have ears. They are helpful in each and every thing! Today, I am in a mood to give gratitude to this marvellous thing, and its in the form of a poem. Read on!
Ears- these organs are very helping
Yes, that's where people pierce their earring
They help you in hearing
And also listening
They help you hear the bell's ring
Tring
Ping
or Ding
They help you hear the audio-book of a hilarious book named "Fing"
They help you hear your favourite singer sing
They help you hear the cute infant crying
They help you hear the orders of the cruel king
They help you hear you scream when you experience a bee sting
They help you hear the flapping
Of the bird's wing
In fact, they also help in balancing
So, very important is this thing!
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Hello friends! Today, I was bored. I so wanted to write something! And so, then thoughts poured in. And so, I wrote a poem on boredom during Lockdown. Read on!
The Corona Virus: a biological atom bomb
Others call it a haunting phantom
Which sends people directly to their tomb
Going to public places to fetch it will be rather dumb
So then, Government imposed this Lockdown
Which no doubt has made people frown
People are stuck at their place
Oh man, what a disgrace!
“Why on Earth am I stuck in this one-horse town?”
“My wedding is cancelled, what can I do with my wedding gown?”
Man, the economy’s way too low
To the office one has to go
Men occupied in laptops; women busy kneading dough
The only people free now are the kitty and the crow
And the children too; keep scratching their brow
“Always HOP for the best” says the rabbit
“And P-REPAIR for the worst” tells the mechanic
“EGG-SPLORE your talents during Lockdown” advises the chick
All these people’s knowledge is lit
As the doctor says, “Precaution is better than cure
Be prepared, the lesser pain you’ll have to endure!
Always have a strong immunity
That’s the main nitty-gritty
And also, at all times be fit
No no, I don’t demand a six pack, but just tone your body a little bit
And also always keep handy a first-aid kit!
So this was my poem, hope it was funny
It includes adages form the mechanic to the bunny
So here I give the last advice
Listen to me carefully; I’ll tell you in a trice
“If your nose ever gets runny
Run to the doctor: reason this virus is very uncanny!”
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Each of us require a pinch of humour in our lives. And especially during difficult and serious times like Corona, a good laugh is needed. And so, today, I present you one of my funniest ever poem, named "Be Glad Your Mouth Is On Your Face". Read on for loads of sniggers and chortles!
Be glad your mouth is on your face
If no, then it would've been a disgrace
Thank God its not amongst your toes
Or else your voice would be heard from your lace
Imagine if it would be inside your nose
You would look like a freak
When you'd speak
Your voice would sound like French and Greek
Be satisfied its not on your knee
Or else when you'd fall down it would be a catastrophe
Be glad your mouth is on your face
Not at any other place!
Despite short, I'm sure this blog must've given you some real good laughs. So now, its time to say Cheerios. But do keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos! But hey! Don't you know about my YouTube channel, where I do outstanding book summaries and reviews? The link is right here- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYlk5iGjQ3K3EaL_73kM3A. Do like, share and subscribe to my channel!
