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Some Food Jokes to avoid being "Hangry"...

Hey guys, welcome to my new blog! In this blog, I'm sharing some of my coolest food jokes, which you could read when you feel angry and ...

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Thursday, May 13, 2021

Some Food Jokes to avoid being "Hangry"...


Hey guys, welcome to my new blog!

In this blog, I'm sharing some of my coolest food jokes, which you could read when you feel angry and want to control your temper!
Read on!


Which snack always gives up for anything?

Bis-quit


What was the foodie's favourite monument?

Leaning tower of 'Pizza'!


What was the foodie's favourite tourist destination?

Ipizza! (Ibiza)


Which sweet was never punctual?

Chocolate!


Which food always loves getting massages?

Spa-getting! (Spaghetti) 


Which food always kept on thinking about long-ago things?

Everyone called him 'Pasta'!


What table is edible?

Vegetable!


Which sweet can you use to open doors?

Coo-keys! 


Which vegetable can you lick?

Gar-lick!


What did the banana said to the chef?

Kuch banana!


What do you say when you want to talk with a flower?

Call-the-flower!! (Cauliflower)


Hope these gave you a nice laugh. So it's time to say Cheerios, this was all for today, Mis Amigos!