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Sunday, April 25, 2021

AB de Villiers- AB the Vivacious.


The best ever cricketer in South Africa, of the planet, of the galaxy, of the universe, of the Multiverse.

You can't just stop him. It's impossible. When on song, his lyrics can be bone-chillers for the horrified bowlers. By the way, he's an amazing singer too. And a swimming record-breaker too. And a rugby champ as well. A quick runner also. Smart at badminton, awesome at tennis and absolutely a pro at football. He is........

AB DE VILLIERS!

"The finest cricketer of his generation." quoted by King Kohli. (Virat Kohli, I call him as 'Viking' too 'cause he's brave just like a Viking and his name sounds similar too)"The most valuable cricketer on the planet." Adam Gilchrist. "Genius" Ricky Ponting. "I demand a DNA test of AB de Villiers. As only humans are allowed to play cricket." These are Aakash Chopra's words. "There is nothing which AB de Villiers can't do on the cricket field." by the brilliant cricket analyst, Harsha Bhogle.

I can't agree more with these greats. Especially Harsha Bhogle. What is it that AB de Villiers can't do? Here are a few instances where Aakash Chopra is proved true- 

EXAMPLE 1

The day AB de Villiers scored 149 runs off a meagre 44 balls, against West Indies in 2015. He scored his hundred of 31 balls, breaking Corey Anderson's record (a New Zealand all-rounder) which was a century off 36 balls, against the selfsame West Indies. He hit 16 sixes and 8 fours within 44 balls! I can't even do that in Gully Cricket! He hit so many outrageous shots, those too on 150kmph deliveries! Such as- 





EXAMPLE 2

The day he scored 43 off 298 deliveries in a test match against India, in Ahmedabad. South Africa was destined to lose this match, if not for the Superman of Cricket, our beloved ABD! He defended, defended, defended and defended so much that South Africa turned this match into a draw! Ravindra Jadeja bowled 34 maiden overs! South Africa scored only 148 of 148 overs! But, all of that was OK as far as South Africa didn't lose! And from those 43 runs, AB scored 6 boundaries too! Tedious work!!



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Guys, it would be unbelievably kind of you if you check out my 2 poems on AB de Villiers, which are written right here-


Nay; give up on stoppin' him

Instead, just go to the restroom and give your beard a trim

Of shots, he has got his own plethora

Running in to bowl to him, is equivalent to opening the box of Pandora

On as well as off the field, he's an all-rounder

With his shots, he is an astounder

Always a leader... Never a follower

Occasionally, can also be a medium-fast bowler

Very humble, and down-to-earth

His kindness and warmth make one feel as if he's sitting next to his home's hearth

Always active on the field

Opposition players have to keep their eyes peeled!

The day he told international cricket goodbye

I screamed with anguish, and for an hour I did cry!

He's a wonderful fielder too

He can just leap and take a catch; leaving the batsman without any clue

Superman and ABD

And even Mr.360

Are his nicknames

ABD also loves playing board games!

At the end, telling only one thing I can afford:

If Cricket is a religion, then ABD is the God!


An acrostic poem-

A- Abraham

B- Benjamin

C- Can

D- Do

E- Everything

F- From

G- Gigantic

H- Hits

I- In

J- Jaipur

K- Knocking

L- Long

M- Maidens

N- Not

O- Owning

P- Pride

Q- Questioning

R- Run-of-the-mill

S- Strokes

T- Triggering

U- Ultra

V- Vivacious

W- Wonderful

X- Xtraordinary

Y- Yappy

Z- Zeal.


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So now it's time to say Cheerios

But do keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!
 (That's my trademark poem for concluding in my blogs)

Till Then, Adios Amigos!
(That's my trademark dialogue for concluding in my vids)

Mr.360, hope you're reading this. 😉



Saturday, July 11, 2020

Mother Nature


Because of COVID-19, nowadays nature is getting better and better, as they say nature and environment and nature are inversely proportional. Hey! To know more about Corona, do check out my 2 blogs about it! Here are the links for them: https://infinite-ish.blogspot.com/2020/05/corona-se-daro-na.html (my Hindi on Corona) and https://infinite-ish.blogspot.com/2020/04/there-is-one-very-active-controversy.html (my most popular post). So today, to pay tribute to Mother Nature, I have written a poem which follows:

gray concrete road top between green trees photo – Free Nature ...

This is our Earth; This is Mother Nature 

Inside this world resides each and every creature 

Subtle and articulate is each of its article 

Beauty is evident in each of its particle 

Amber- shaded leaves fall and crinkle on the ground 

Slow rustling of dead leaves; can there be another more pleasant sound? 

Birds chirping all day long 

There cannot be a more melodious song! 

Then, during the early hours of the day there are dew drops 

There the drops lay, grazing the world from grass blade tops 

Sometimes they can even land on the farmer's crops! 

It follows you everywhere 

If there is light, it has to be there 

Nay, it ain't a person; shadow it is 

More the brilliant light, the more prominently it exists! 

So these are some of the most graceful features of nature- our endangered mother 

So if you want to save our mother and her elegant features, buck up and take action, brother! 

 

So this was all for today, friends. So now, its time to say Cheerios. But do keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos! And hey! Don't you know about my YouTube channel? On my channel, Infinite ISH, you can get mind-blowing book summaries and reviews! Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYlk5iGjQ3K3EaL_73kM3A. Do like, share and subscribe to my channel!


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Friday, June 5, 2020

This is where I'll go post Lockdown........


WHERE WILL I GO POST LOCKDOWN??

 

The only way to treat Coronavirus is staying at home. At the same time, excitement is boiling in each and every one’s heart to move out of home and just explore. And so, the place I would love to travel first after Lockdown will be Mahabaleshwar.




 

Going the analytics way, economy and environment are inversely proportional. And so, no doubt that economy is going low, we will be able to take the real fun of nature.



Lush green grass, myriad trees, heighted hills and marvellous mountains make all but a sight filled with beauty for the eyes.

 

Having deep slumber inside the train in the lower berth for ten hours and then opening my eyes at 6am, with arms outstretched and looking out of the window, with my first sight setting on the rising sun and the simple essence of nature. But until then, I am just stuck at home lying on the sofa!

 

So this was all for today. And hey! Do check out my YouTube channel, where books are reviewed like none other! Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYlk5iGjQ3K3EaL_73kM3A

Now, it’s time to say Cheerios. But do keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!


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Monday, June 1, 2020

Pizza


Food. We can't even live even a month without it. Each person has a favourite cuisine, and I too have many. And one of them is Italian. And so, today I'm going to describe my dream pizza, in the form of words. Read on!


I see a circular shaped thin crust pizza right below my eyes, topped with mushrooms, onions, jalapenos, bell peppers, sundried tomatoes, olives, cottage cheese and black pepper, along with barbecue sauce and tomato spread below the toppings. And not to forget, tonnes of cheddar and mozzarella cheese! I feel that the edible Italian circle shaped delicacy is going to be yummylicious.

I hear my stomach ranting for pizza. I too hear my mind chanting “Eat it! Eat it!! Eat it!!!”

I smell yum-yum exotica Pizza; it smells hot, it smells spicy; hey but I can’t reveal everything!

I taste a spicy, a singed, a cheesy and tangy bomb! I can feel the crunch of the thin crust sinking into my mouth, the jalapenos providing a spicy sidekick to black pepper and meanwhile the barbecue sauce sizzling in my throat.






Well, that's all for today. And hey, do check out my next amazing blog Pizza 2.0! Here is the link: https://infinite-ish.blogspot.com/2020/06/pizza-20.html


So now, I have to bid cheerios. But hey, do keep on reading my wonderful blogs, Mis Amigos!! And do check out my amazing YouTube channel Infinite ISH!! Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYlk5iGjQ3K3EaL_73kM3A!!


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Thursday, May 14, 2020

Earthquake


Natural disasters and calamities are a huge problem, aren't they? Destroying habitats, killing people and animals, and then, lastly, leaving everything in a ramshackled condition and going away. And so, today, his blog is going to be all about one of the most perilous calamity- Earthquakes. Read on!


Earthquake

The Earth started shaking its torso. The buildings trembled. People ran for their lives. The ground started breaking its virtual shackles. Everything above the ground shimmied and collided with it. There were gigantic cracks on the road, in which all vehicles fell. Homes, bungalows, mansions, apartments, buildings, all fell to their knees within the blink of an eye. Men, women and children screamed for some aid. Animals gave out heavy cries and tried to escape, only to find themselves trapped. Dogs barked and howled with an intention to find their family. The disaster continued doing its harm for about two minutes, and then all of a sudden, mercy was bestowed. Everything screeched to a halt. But after all, the harm had been done, so all people could do was to bite the bullet. Hundreds of lives lost, hundreds of creatures breathed their last breath, building and shops ramshackled and millions of money lost. And there I was with my family, seated in a helicopter saved by the Air Force of India, amidst the silhouette of death casting on the city.


So this blog was all about a terrifying earthquake. You can surely recommend me about which topic can I write next about. Cheerios, and keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!! And hey! Don't you know about my YouTube channel? Do check it out, and like, share and subscribe! Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUYlk5iGjQ3K3EaL_73kM3A


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