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Some Food Jokes to avoid being "Hangry"...

Hey guys, welcome to my new blog! In this blog, I'm sharing some of my coolest food jokes, which you could read when you feel angry and ...

Sunday, July 12, 2020

"THE" LOCKDOWN......


Hello friends! Today, I was bored. I so wanted to write something! And so, then thoughts poured in. And so, I wrote a poem on boredom during Lockdown. Read on!

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The Corona Virus: a biological atom bomb 

Others call it a haunting phantom 

Which sends people directly to their tomb 

Going to public places to fetch it will be rather dumb 

 

So then, Government imposed this Lockdown 

Which no doubt has made people frown 

People are stuck at their place 

Oh man, what a disgrace! 

“Why on Earth am I stuck in this one-horse town? 

“My wedding is cancelled, what can I do with my wedding gown?” 

 

Man, the economy’s way too low 

To the office one has to go 

Men occupied in laptops; women busy kneading dough 

The only people free now are the kitty and the crow 

And the children too; keep scratching their brow 

 

“Always HOP for the best” says the rabbit 

“And P-REPAIR for the worst” tells the mechanic 

“EGG-SPLORE your talents during Lockdown” advises the chick 

All these people’s knowledge is lit 

As the doctor says, “Precaution is better than cure 

Be prepared, the lesser pain you’ll have to endure! 

Always have a strong immunity 

That’s the main nitty-gritty 

And also, at all times be fit 

No no, I don’t demand a six pack, but just tone your body a little bit 

And also always keep handy a first-aid kit! 

 

So this was my poem, hope it was funny 

It includes adages form the mechanic to the bunny 

So here I give the last advice 

Listen to me carefully; I’ll tell you in a trice 

“If your nose ever gets runny 

Run to the doctor: reason this virus is very uncanny!” 



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Be Glad Your Mouth Is On Your Face!


Each of us require a pinch of humour in our lives. And especially during difficult and serious times like Corona, a good laugh is needed. And so, today, I present you one of my funniest ever poem, named "Be Glad Your Mouth Is On Your Face". Read on for loads of sniggers and chortles! 

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Be glad your mouth is on your face 


If no, then it would've been a disgrace

 

Thank God its not amongst your toes 


Or else your voice would be heard from your lace 


Imagine if it would be inside your nose 


You would look like a freak 


When you'd speak 


Your voice would sound like French and Greek 


Be satisfied its not on your knee 


Or else when you'd fall down it would be a catastrophe 


Be glad your mouth is on your face 


Not at any other place! 


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Saturday, July 11, 2020

Mother Nature


Because of COVID-19, nowadays nature is getting better and better, as they say nature and environment and nature are inversely proportional. Hey! To know more about Corona, do check out my 2 blogs about it! Here are the links for them: https://infinite-ish.blogspot.com/2020/05/corona-se-daro-na.html (my Hindi on Corona) and https://infinite-ish.blogspot.com/2020/04/there-is-one-very-active-controversy.html (my most popular post). So today, to pay tribute to Mother Nature, I have written a poem which follows:

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This is our Earth; This is Mother Nature 

Inside this world resides each and every creature 

Subtle and articulate is each of its article 

Beauty is evident in each of its particle 

Amber- shaded leaves fall and crinkle on the ground 

Slow rustling of dead leaves; can there be another more pleasant sound? 

Birds chirping all day long 

There cannot be a more melodious song! 

Then, during the early hours of the day there are dew drops 

There the drops lay, grazing the world from grass blade tops 

Sometimes they can even land on the farmer's crops! 

It follows you everywhere 

If there is light, it has to be there 

Nay, it ain't a person; shadow it is 

More the brilliant light, the more prominently it exists! 

So these are some of the most graceful features of nature- our endangered mother 

So if you want to save our mother and her elegant features, buck up and take action, brother! 

 

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