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Some Food Jokes to avoid being "Hangry"...

Hey guys, welcome to my new blog! In this blog, I'm sharing some of my coolest food jokes, which you could read when you feel angry and ...

Thursday, May 13, 2021

Some Food Jokes to avoid being "Hangry"...


Hey guys, welcome to my new blog!

In this blog, I'm sharing some of my coolest food jokes, which you could read when you feel angry and want to control your temper!
Read on!


Which snack always gives up for anything?

Bis-quit


What was the foodie's favourite monument?

Leaning tower of 'Pizza'!


What was the foodie's favourite tourist destination?

Ipizza! (Ibiza)


Which sweet was never punctual?

Chocolate!


Which food always loves getting massages?

Spa-getting! (Spaghetti) 


Which food always kept on thinking about long-ago things?

Everyone called him 'Pasta'!


What table is edible?

Vegetable!


Which sweet can you use to open doors?

Coo-keys! 


Which vegetable can you lick?

Gar-lick!


What did the banana said to the chef?

Kuch banana!


What do you say when you want to talk with a flower?

Call-the-flower!! (Cauliflower)


Hope these gave you a nice laugh. So it's time to say Cheerios, this was all for today, Mis Amigos!

Friday, May 7, 2021

How to write a Poem?


Have you ever wished to write a poem? It's a brilliant way to express your feelings in rhymes, which instantly reflects impressiveness on the listener! And if you're new to the world of poetry and are keen to learn more, read on! 


Let me show you how to write a poem

Can be on practically anything: from spirituality to xylem and phloem


The best thing about writing poetry is you have limitless time

Each poem doesn't need to rhyme


There is a type named prose

With rhyming phrases; it has woes and foes


If you want to rhyme your poem; then just think of rhyming words

And then, connect them together like a flock of flying birds


Don't forget to add the stanza(s)

If you do that, it will be the ultimate poetic extravaganza


Always use a unique rhyme scheme

As a poet, that will definately earn you much of esteem


Here is, your tutorial to become a flamboyant poem master

Hope these tips can help you impress the English teacher faster!


This was all for today, my friends. Now it's time to say cheerios, but do keep on reading my blogs, mis amigos!

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

When you are a bad "Drawer"


Wassup friends, I'm Ish, back with another blog, in which I'm sharing the pain of being an awful artist. Any anti-artists here, this blog is for you! And for the masters of art reading this, today you'll understand the pain of being bad at the same.




Here's a short limerick for you! 5 lines only, but enough to express the pain. 


My drawings are nightmares on paper

I just wish some evaporate into vapour

Yes, my drawings are so atrociously bad

I guess I can't improve them- even a tad

I just wish they turn into some poor naked chocolate's wrapper!


I know this was a bit short, but I hope it gave you a few nice laughs. I'm sorry I couldn't post blogs for a really long time, due to studies and exams. But now I'm back!

Hope you liked this blog. Keep reading my blogs! Thank you!

Sunday, April 25, 2021

AB de Villiers- AB the Vivacious.


The best ever cricketer in South Africa, of the planet, of the galaxy, of the universe, of the Multiverse.

You can't just stop him. It's impossible. When on song, his lyrics can be bone-chillers for the horrified bowlers. By the way, he's an amazing singer too. And a swimming record-breaker too. And a rugby champ as well. A quick runner also. Smart at badminton, awesome at tennis and absolutely a pro at football. He is........

AB DE VILLIERS!

"The finest cricketer of his generation." quoted by King Kohli. (Virat Kohli, I call him as 'Viking' too 'cause he's brave just like a Viking and his name sounds similar too)"The most valuable cricketer on the planet." Adam Gilchrist. "Genius" Ricky Ponting. "I demand a DNA test of AB de Villiers. As only humans are allowed to play cricket." These are Aakash Chopra's words. "There is nothing which AB de Villiers can't do on the cricket field." by the brilliant cricket analyst, Harsha Bhogle.

I can't agree more with these greats. Especially Harsha Bhogle. What is it that AB de Villiers can't do? Here are a few instances where Aakash Chopra is proved true- 

EXAMPLE 1

The day AB de Villiers scored 149 runs off a meagre 44 balls, against West Indies in 2015. He scored his hundred of 31 balls, breaking Corey Anderson's record (a New Zealand all-rounder) which was a century off 36 balls, against the selfsame West Indies. He hit 16 sixes and 8 fours within 44 balls! I can't even do that in Gully Cricket! He hit so many outrageous shots, those too on 150kmph deliveries! Such as- 





EXAMPLE 2

The day he scored 43 off 298 deliveries in a test match against India, in Ahmedabad. South Africa was destined to lose this match, if not for the Superman of Cricket, our beloved ABD! He defended, defended, defended and defended so much that South Africa turned this match into a draw! Ravindra Jadeja bowled 34 maiden overs! South Africa scored only 148 of 148 overs! But, all of that was OK as far as South Africa didn't lose! And from those 43 runs, AB scored 6 boundaries too! Tedious work!!



SEE MORE

Guys, it would be unbelievably kind of you if you check out my 2 poems on AB de Villiers, which are written right here-


Nay; give up on stoppin' him

Instead, just go to the restroom and give your beard a trim

Of shots, he has got his own plethora

Running in to bowl to him, is equivalent to opening the box of Pandora

On as well as off the field, he's an all-rounder

With his shots, he is an astounder

Always a leader... Never a follower

Occasionally, can also be a medium-fast bowler

Very humble, and down-to-earth

His kindness and warmth make one feel as if he's sitting next to his home's hearth

Always active on the field

Opposition players have to keep their eyes peeled!

The day he told international cricket goodbye

I screamed with anguish, and for an hour I did cry!

He's a wonderful fielder too

He can just leap and take a catch; leaving the batsman without any clue

Superman and ABD

And even Mr.360

Are his nicknames

ABD also loves playing board games!

At the end, telling only one thing I can afford:

If Cricket is a religion, then ABD is the God!


An acrostic poem-

A- Abraham

B- Benjamin

C- Can

D- Do

E- Everything

F- From

G- Gigantic

H- Hits

I- In

J- Jaipur

K- Knocking

L- Long

M- Maidens

N- Not

O- Owning

P- Pride

Q- Questioning

R- Run-of-the-mill

S- Strokes

T- Triggering

U- Ultra

V- Vivacious

W- Wonderful

X- Xtraordinary

Y- Yappy

Z- Zeal.


Blokes, folks, and chaps and pals, I am a trillion percent sure that you have loved my blog. So why not check my YouTube channel! Link- www.youtube.com/c/infiniteISH (my Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious channel)

So now it's time to say Cheerios

But do keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!
 (That's my trademark poem for concluding in my blogs)

Till Then, Adios Amigos!
(That's my trademark dialogue for concluding in my vids)

Mr.360, hope you're reading this. 😉



Tuesday, August 11, 2020

All About Food That You Need to Know............


Let me start with a riddle:

We can't live without it.
Having too much of it is bad.
Having too less of it is bad.
It costs money but is worth.

And if you guess it as food, then you are correct!

And so, today, I am presenting my poem on FOOD. Read on!!

Food - Wikipedia


ALL ABOUT FOOD THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW


Sweet, chocolate, desserts and ice-cream

What do you think? This poem is of dessert theme?

Beyond doubt, eating them is like living a dream!

Difficult to resist: they may seem

Buy 1 ice cream and get 2 free- is the best scheme

Each of these cuisines have their own team!


All of this comes under the humongous term "Food"

They make your mood

Pretty good

Not eating it when proffered: would be rather rude!

They come in all textures- soft, velvety, buttery, rough and even crude!

There are so many terms under this word to include!


You can call it anything- food, nourishment, grub

You can get it from a Chinese Noodles Hub

Or recieve it from the charming disco pub!


There's this African dish Couscous

And then the luscious American Chocolate Mousse

There's even the dietary bittergourd juice

Some people eat Garlic with Goose

Yuck! Do these people live in a tacky calaboose?

You can order food from anywhere- Whatsapp, Swiggy Zomato or even SMzeus!


There are nutrients in all of the food you eat

From Mediterranean Lavash to the lilac-coloured beet!

Now, some of the most famous nutrients I will describe

I'm sure you're loving this poem's vibe!


In most of the foods, there are carbohydrates

You can get this from the mahogany brown dates

Sometimes, due to misunderstandings, these carbs recieve hates

"Carbohydrates aren't good!" say the science greats

This thing can ignite many debates!


Next in your diet you require proteins

You get it from the healthy and delicious beans

"You have to eat meat! One can't get protein with only and only greens!"

That's what they say- the respectable colleges' and universities' deans

That's the stereotype- I really don't understand what this means!


Sometimes, they are an unwelcome guest

Other times, they give you a bouncy boost of energy, and will not let you rest

You gather it a lot in the mighty food fest

Its so tasty that none can detest

If you guessed it as fat, you have passed the test!

The unsaturated ones are helpful; but the saturated ones you gotta lest!


Fibres are the next thing in line

"With blood, I can combine

the best"

It does manifest!

It can even be digested with ease by the hyperactive and destructive pest!


Deficiency of Vitamin-D causes the scary Rickets

It bends your bones so much that you look like the night crickets!

Vitamin-D comes from sunlight

I hope I am correct as well as right!

Lack of Vitamin B-1 (which are in peels of brown rice) causes the terrifying Beri-Beri

It makes you paralyzed- bedrest mandatory and compulsory

And mentally confuses you so much that you can't even differentiate between Kaju Katli

And a wild gooseberry!


Now, coming to Vitamin C

Deficency of this causes the horrible disease Scurvy!

Eating lemon, orange, lime and plum will keep you Scurvy-free!

I'm sure that the olden-time sailors will agree with me!


Burgers, Pizzas, Pasta, fries

Stay away from these

Instead choose the Desi Indian spice

So that you don't get affected by Diabetes

And you don't have to pay the hospital fees!

Tricor Founders becomes Founders Group as firm plans food-sector ...

So now, it's time to bid goodbye

But do keep on reading the blogs of this 11 year old poem-writing guy!

So now, I am saying Cheerios

But do keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!


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Friday, July 17, 2020

Hear my poem about Ear...........


All of us have ears. They are helpful in each and every thing! Today, I am in a mood to give gratitude to this marvellous thing, and its in the form of a poem. Read on!
animated ear clipart - WikiClipArt

Ears- these organs are very helping

Yes, that's where people pierce their earring

They help you in hearing

And also listening

They help you hear the bell's ring

Tring

Ping 

or Ding

They help you hear the audio-book of a hilarious book named "Fing"

They help you hear your favourite singer sing

They help you hear the cute infant crying

They help you hear the orders of the cruel king

They help you hear you scream when you experience a bee sting

They help you hear the flapping

Of the bird's wing

In fact, they also help in balancing

So, very important is this thing!



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Sunday, July 12, 2020

This is what I'd do if I ran the world........


Each one in the world loves power. In fact, who doesn’t love it? All of the people of the planet Earth under your control, getting referred to as “O Majesty” or “My Majesty” or even “O King of the World”, wouldn’t it be dreamy? But as the adage has it, “With Power comes Responsibility”, handling such a job can be highly intricate. Being unbiased, uncontroversial, just, fair, keeping happy and most importantly keeping all his subjects and people happy, all are just a handful of a ruler’s jobs. And so, in this article, I, Ish Sampat, am telling what all I’d do if I ran the world. Read on! 


Earth - Wikipedia

 

POEM 

 

If I ran the world 

There would be only peace; no abuses hurled 

Each story would have a twist and be curled 

Only if I ran the world! 

 

If I ran the world 

Empathy and love would be embraced and introduced 

Nobody would be blamed or accused  

No weapons would be ever used 

Only if I ran the world! 

 

If I ran the world 

There would be countless smiles 

It would be spread across miles 

From Paris to River Nile 

Only if I ran the world! 

 

If I ran the world  

There would be no lies 

Neither any anguish nor any cries 

There would be equality; even for mice 

Only if I ran the world! 

 

If I ran the world 

Everything would be clean 

Illiteracy would be unseen 

We’ll treat nature well; we’ll not be mean 

Only if I ran the world! 

If I ran the world 

Everything would be cool 

Entertainment Entertainment Entertainment would be the rule 

There would be new technological tools 

Only if I ran the world! 

 

If I ran the world 

The world would be a better place 

At its best would be the human race! 

 

 

So this was poem about ‘If I Ran the World’ written by myself on second of May, two thousand and nineteen. Hope you liked my poem, and more importantly my intentions of making the world way better place and change the way things are going on right now. So now, it’s time to say Cheerios. But do keep reading on my blogs, Mis Amigos! 

 


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