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Tuesday, April 27, 2021

When you are a bad "Drawer"


Wassup friends, I'm Ish, back with another blog, in which I'm sharing the pain of being an awful artist. Any anti-artists here, this blog is for you! And for the masters of art reading this, today you'll understand the pain of being bad at the same.




Here's a short limerick for you! 5 lines only, but enough to express the pain. 


My drawings are nightmares on paper

I just wish some evaporate into vapour

Yes, my drawings are so atrociously bad

I guess I can't improve them- even a tad

I just wish they turn into some poor naked chocolate's wrapper!


I know this was a bit short, but I hope it gave you a few nice laughs. I'm sorry I couldn't post blogs for a really long time, due to studies and exams. But now I'm back!

Hope you liked this blog. Keep reading my blogs! Thank you!

Sunday, April 25, 2021

AB de Villiers- AB the Vivacious.


The best ever cricketer in South Africa, of the planet, of the galaxy, of the universe, of the Multiverse.

You can't just stop him. It's impossible. When on song, his lyrics can be bone-chillers for the horrified bowlers. By the way, he's an amazing singer too. And a swimming record-breaker too. And a rugby champ as well. A quick runner also. Smart at badminton, awesome at tennis and absolutely a pro at football. He is........

AB DE VILLIERS!

"The finest cricketer of his generation." quoted by King Kohli. (Virat Kohli, I call him as 'Viking' too 'cause he's brave just like a Viking and his name sounds similar too)"The most valuable cricketer on the planet." Adam Gilchrist. "Genius" Ricky Ponting. "I demand a DNA test of AB de Villiers. As only humans are allowed to play cricket." These are Aakash Chopra's words. "There is nothing which AB de Villiers can't do on the cricket field." by the brilliant cricket analyst, Harsha Bhogle.

I can't agree more with these greats. Especially Harsha Bhogle. What is it that AB de Villiers can't do? Here are a few instances where Aakash Chopra is proved true- 

EXAMPLE 1

The day AB de Villiers scored 149 runs off a meagre 44 balls, against West Indies in 2015. He scored his hundred of 31 balls, breaking Corey Anderson's record (a New Zealand all-rounder) which was a century off 36 balls, against the selfsame West Indies. He hit 16 sixes and 8 fours within 44 balls! I can't even do that in Gully Cricket! He hit so many outrageous shots, those too on 150kmph deliveries! Such as- 





EXAMPLE 2

The day he scored 43 off 298 deliveries in a test match against India, in Ahmedabad. South Africa was destined to lose this match, if not for the Superman of Cricket, our beloved ABD! He defended, defended, defended and defended so much that South Africa turned this match into a draw! Ravindra Jadeja bowled 34 maiden overs! South Africa scored only 148 of 148 overs! But, all of that was OK as far as South Africa didn't lose! And from those 43 runs, AB scored 6 boundaries too! Tedious work!!



SEE MORE

Guys, it would be unbelievably kind of you if you check out my 2 poems on AB de Villiers, which are written right here-


Nay; give up on stoppin' him

Instead, just go to the restroom and give your beard a trim

Of shots, he has got his own plethora

Running in to bowl to him, is equivalent to opening the box of Pandora

On as well as off the field, he's an all-rounder

With his shots, he is an astounder

Always a leader... Never a follower

Occasionally, can also be a medium-fast bowler

Very humble, and down-to-earth

His kindness and warmth make one feel as if he's sitting next to his home's hearth

Always active on the field

Opposition players have to keep their eyes peeled!

The day he told international cricket goodbye

I screamed with anguish, and for an hour I did cry!

He's a wonderful fielder too

He can just leap and take a catch; leaving the batsman without any clue

Superman and ABD

And even Mr.360

Are his nicknames

ABD also loves playing board games!

At the end, telling only one thing I can afford:

If Cricket is a religion, then ABD is the God!


An acrostic poem-

A- Abraham

B- Benjamin

C- Can

D- Do

E- Everything

F- From

G- Gigantic

H- Hits

I- In

J- Jaipur

K- Knocking

L- Long

M- Maidens

N- Not

O- Owning

P- Pride

Q- Questioning

R- Run-of-the-mill

S- Strokes

T- Triggering

U- Ultra

V- Vivacious

W- Wonderful

X- Xtraordinary

Y- Yappy

Z- Zeal.


Blokes, folks, and chaps and pals, I am a trillion percent sure that you have loved my blog. So why not check my YouTube channel! Link- www.youtube.com/c/infiniteISH (my Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious channel)

So now it's time to say Cheerios

But do keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!
 (That's my trademark poem for concluding in my blogs)

Till Then, Adios Amigos!
(That's my trademark dialogue for concluding in my vids)

Mr.360, hope you're reading this. 😉