Some Food Jokes to avoid being "Hangry"...

Some Food Jokes to avoid being "Hangry"...

  May 13, 2021    Infinite-ISH

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Hey guys, welcome to my new blog!

In this blog, I'm sharing some of my coolest food jokes, which you could read when you feel angry and want to control your temper!
Read on!

Which snack always gives up for anything?

Bis-quit

What was the foodie's favourite monument?

Leaning tower of 'Pizza'!

What was the foodie's favourite tourist destination?

Ipizza! (Ibiza)

Which sweet was never punctual?

Chocolate!

Which food always loves getting massages?

Spa-getting! (Spaghetti) 

Which food always kept on thinking about long-ago things?

Everyone called him 'Pasta'!

What table is edible?

Vegetable!

Which sweet can you use to open doors?

Coo-keys! 

Which vegetable can you lick?

Gar-lick!

What did the banana said to the chef?

Kuch banana!

What do you say when you want to talk with a flower?

Call-the-flower!! (Cauliflower)

Hope these gave you a nice laugh. So it's time to say Cheerios, this was all for today, Mis Amigos!

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How to write a Poem?

How to write a Poem?

  May 07, 2021    Infinite-ISH

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Have you ever wished to write a poem? It's a brilliant way to express your feelings in rhymes, which instantly reflects impressiveness on the listener! And if you're new to the world of poetry and are keen to learn more, read on! 

Let me show you how to write a poem

Can be on practically anything: from spirituality to xylem and phloem

The best thing about writing poetry is you have limitless time

Each poem doesn't need to rhyme

There is a type named prose

With rhyming phrases; it has woes and foes

If you want to rhyme your poem; then just think of rhyming words

And then, connect them together like a flock of flying birds

Don't forget to add the stanza(s)

If you do that, it will be the ultimate poetic extravaganza

Always use a unique rhyme scheme

As a poet, that will definately earn you much of esteem

Here is, your tutorial to become a flamboyant poem master

Hope these tips can help you impress the English teacher faster!

This was all for today, my friends. Now it's time to say cheerios, but do keep on reading my blogs, mis amigos!

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