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Tuesday, August 11, 2020

All About Food That You Need to Know............


Let me start with a riddle:

We can't live without it.
Having too much of it is bad.
Having too less of it is bad.
It costs money but is worth.

And if you guess it as food, then you are correct!

And so, today, I am presenting my poem on FOOD. Read on!!

Food - Wikipedia


ALL ABOUT FOOD THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW


Sweet, chocolate, desserts and ice-cream

What do you think? This poem is of dessert theme?

Beyond doubt, eating them is like living a dream!

Difficult to resist: they may seem

Buy 1 ice cream and get 2 free- is the best scheme

Each of these cuisines have their own team!


All of this comes under the humongous term "Food"

They make your mood

Pretty good

Not eating it when proffered: would be rather rude!

They come in all textures- soft, velvety, buttery, rough and even crude!

There are so many terms under this word to include!


You can call it anything- food, nourishment, grub

You can get it from a Chinese Noodles Hub

Or recieve it from the charming disco pub!


There's this African dish Couscous

And then the luscious American Chocolate Mousse

There's even the dietary bittergourd juice

Some people eat Garlic with Goose

Yuck! Do these people live in a tacky calaboose?

You can order food from anywhere- Whatsapp, Swiggy Zomato or even SMzeus!


There are nutrients in all of the food you eat

From Mediterranean Lavash to the lilac-coloured beet!

Now, some of the most famous nutrients I will describe

I'm sure you're loving this poem's vibe!


In most of the foods, there are carbohydrates

You can get this from the mahogany brown dates

Sometimes, due to misunderstandings, these carbs recieve hates

"Carbohydrates aren't good!" say the science greats

This thing can ignite many debates!


Next in your diet you require proteins

You get it from the healthy and delicious beans

"You have to eat meat! One can't get protein with only and only greens!"

That's what they say- the respectable colleges' and universities' deans

That's the stereotype- I really don't understand what this means!


Sometimes, they are an unwelcome guest

Other times, they give you a bouncy boost of energy, and will not let you rest

You gather it a lot in the mighty food fest

Its so tasty that none can detest

If you guessed it as fat, you have passed the test!

The unsaturated ones are helpful; but the saturated ones you gotta lest!


Fibres are the next thing in line

"With blood, I can combine

the best"

It does manifest!

It can even be digested with ease by the hyperactive and destructive pest!


Deficiency of Vitamin-D causes the scary Rickets

It bends your bones so much that you look like the night crickets!

Vitamin-D comes from sunlight

I hope I am correct as well as right!

Lack of Vitamin B-1 (which are in peels of brown rice) causes the terrifying Beri-Beri

It makes you paralyzed- bedrest mandatory and compulsory

And mentally confuses you so much that you can't even differentiate between Kaju Katli

And a wild gooseberry!


Now, coming to Vitamin C

Deficency of this causes the horrible disease Scurvy!

Eating lemon, orange, lime and plum will keep you Scurvy-free!

I'm sure that the olden-time sailors will agree with me!


Burgers, Pizzas, Pasta, fries

Stay away from these

Instead choose the Desi Indian spice

So that you don't get affected by Diabetes

And you don't have to pay the hospital fees!

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So now, it's time to bid goodbye

But do keep on reading the blogs of this 11 year old poem-writing guy!

So now, I am saying Cheerios

But do keep on reading my blogs, Mis Amigos!


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